They decided to name the girl Suri which, given all the other exotic (and by 'exotic' I mean 'certain to get them beaten savagely in 10 years') names other famous people have been giving their children lately and Cruise's penchant for insanity, seems downright normal by comparison.
However, try saying the girl's complete name... Yeah, you see it now? Suri Cruise... SuriCruise... Syracuse. Tom Cruise named his daughter after a formidable Big East basketball program. What a fucknut. Go Orange!
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I think TomKat adopted an Indian baby-girl. I know lots of Indians (dots, not feathers) named Suri.
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