The Royal Heffernans


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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

This Time It's Personal...


This past weekend Notre Dame handily defeated a pretty darn good Navy football team. I should know - I was there, and I was never really worried. So after a convincing win over a good team on the road I expected Notre Dame to move up at least 1 spot in the rankings, considering some teams had the week off, others lost, and some others were played pretty close. I was wrong. For the second week in a row, Notre Dame was jumped by a team that did not play after Notre Dame had won. Last week it was Florida, this week California. Once is ignorance, twice is personal...

After Florida jumped the Irish last week head coach Charlie Weis complained about the polls and wondered how a team "home eating cheeseburgers" could jump a team that played and won. That appears to have been a mistake, one for which the pollsters were more than happy to punish him, as the exact same thing occurred this week.

Since arriving in the college ranks Weis has been labeled as arrogant and aloof - that, combined with Notre Dame's reputation as being arrogant and aloof, being an independent, and having their own contract with NBC seems to have created some animosity in the college football world. I posted here a few months back about an article that said many coaches were rooting against Notre Dame in the Penn State game simply so that Weis would get his comeupance from fan-favorite Joe Paterno. Apparently, those coaches and pollsters are now doing what Paterno could not and are taking out their bias in a much more direct manner - via the polls. Folks will say this shouldn't matter because the Irish didn't move positions in the BCS, but remember, the AP and Coaches polls are both part of the BCS equation. If Notre Dame continues to be punished in those polls, it will eventually affect their BCS standing.

I've long been a fan of the college bowl system and the AP and Coaches polls. Mainly because when it got down to it, they were pretty accurate and objective. That is no longer the case. Pollsters are obviously attempting to punish Notre Dame where it hurts most - in the wallet...

Saturday, October 28, 2006

OVERPRICED SPACE-ROOMBA AWAITING MORE BULLSHIT ORDERS


Mars Rover Beginning To Hate Mars

The Onion

Mars Rover Beginning To Hate Mars

PASADENA, CA—After nearly three years of nonstop data collection, Spirit has begun transmitting obscene gestures and confusing rants.


I know a lot fo you probably read The Onion from time to time, which is really one of the funniest web sites around. However, this article made me laugh harder than I have in a long time. Honestly, I really do love space exploration. I used to read all about it when I was younger, considered aerospace engineering as a step to being an astronaut, know all about the obscure history (did you know the Soviets had a moon shot ready to beat Apollo 11, but the rocket blew up on the launch pad), and I even bought Tom Hanks' DVD set From the Earth to the Moon!

Thus, I closely followed the development, launch and landing of Spirit and Opportunity. But that was 3 years ago! It really is funny that these things are still rolling around the surface of Mars doing useless science, and engineers are posting riveting mission updates such as this epic, "Spirit Clears Away Dust, Gets New Software Upgrade." It is even funnier that there is a crew of highly educated scientists holed up in some bunker/mission control, living life based on Martian sols. That's right, they only work when it's daytime on Mars. Since Mars has a longer day than Earth, that makes for some pretty interesting work hours!

Alright, enough joking around. Read the article and laugh your butt off. Then, look forward to the next big space mission that doesn't include some rich dude shelling out $20 million to waste a seat on a rocket to the ISS. The new NASA launch vehicles are in development, and real space exploration will resume in the next 2 decades: Moon return by 2018 and Mars missions in the planning stages.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Heroes


The Hiro Nakamura of the future.

I don't know if any of you guys have been watching this show, but it's freaking awesome. I'm hooked on it like Whitney Houston on crack. NBC took an idea that everyone loves, comic book superheroes, and essentially turned it into a TV drama. The acting is very good, and they have a few people you'll recognize as well.

What's going on is that regular Joe's on the street are finding out they have super powers. Some are more super than others, but all are pretty cool. However, these people aren't going out and fighting crime like Spidey and Superman, they are trying to maintain their normal lives. However, there is a super-villain as well, though we don't know exactly what powers he has, and he is currently just starting to interact with the Heroes.

Here now is a run down of the Heroes and their powers:

Claire Bennet - a cheerleader from Texas, Claire is pretty much indestructible. In one episode, she wakes up and is cut open on an autopsy table. Pretty gross stuff. You may have heard the taglines of the show - "Save the cheerleader, save the world."

Nathan Petrelli - Congressman who can fly.

Peter Petrelli - Brother of Nathan, we just found out that he mimics the powers of any other hero he is around.

Niki Sanders (played by Ali Larter) - has an alter-ego she can't control. The alter ego is extremely strong and very brutal. Kind of like the Hulk, especially since the alter-ego only comes out when she's threatened.

Isaac Mendez - when he's high on heroine (and they show him with the spoon and needle), he can paint the future. His superpower is quite expensive. He just painted the death of Claire Bennet, and so we had the tagline again.

Hiro Nakamura - can bend space and time. He can teleport and move through time. He's still working on refining this ability.

Matt Parkma - the wuss of the show, and a cop to boot, he can hear people's thoughts. He also was beat down already by the bad guy.

Unlike Lost, this story can continue indefinitely because you can always come up with new villains and new heroes in a show like this. I'm excited about this because there can be lots of mini-stories for each hero, and also an over-arching story they all participate in, which is exactly what is happening.

It's a fun show, and so far it has had a small stupid factor. Plus, it's fun watching how these superheroes live their lives and use their powers. Hiro Nakamura was at a casino stopping time and winning lots of money, and Isaac Mendez writes a comic book about the superheroes mentioned above, though he didn't know they were real people.

If you don't watch it or haven't seen it yet, I recommend checking in on it - Mondays at 9PM. Also, every week NBC plays the most recent episode online at NBC.com. It's a great way to kill an hour if you have other things going on Monday night.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Don Criqui Rules


The NBC Contract. That phrase alone is enough for any Notre Dame fan to understand what you're talking about. It's the deal that shook down the thunder on the college football landscape back in 1993 and has provided us with the joy (and agony) of watching every Irish home football game for 13 years. This is the deal that essentially forced the concept of the Superconference with a championship game, and caused the conference shuffle that we have seen in the last 10 years. Notre Dame recently extended that contract through 2010, a shrewd deal for both parties as our team can't get any worse than the last 10 years!

However, it may be time to rethink some aspects of this contract. The product put on the air is Notre Dame. Don't you think Notre Dame should have some control over that? I am talking about the declining production value of the games. Does anyone remember the LAME electric guitar version of the fight song that NBC used for as long as I can remember? Thank God they finally got rid of it! Does anyone remember the original broadcast team? I do - Dick Enberg and Bill Walsh. Those guys were awesome! Who do we get now? Pat Haden, a damn USC grad, and Tom Hammond, who wishes he was calling the Kentucky Derby instead. I am so sick of listening to these losers every week. Can't we get somebody better? If ABC runs a merry-go-round in the booth for Monday night football based on ratings, that tells me something. NBC could improve ratings by hiring a better team.

Who cares if the guys are pro-ND. Hell, lets get some graduates! Does NBC really need to keep up an illusion of impartiality when it comes to these games? Face it, we're in bed together. Notre Dame knows it, NBC knows it, and the rest of the country sure as hell knows it! I'm not asking for John Madden and Al Michaels. I want them to bring in Don Criqui!!!

The Westwood One radio crew of Don Criqui and Alan Pinkett is awesome. Criqui graduated form Notre Dame, and we all know Pinkett did. I always loved Criqui's NFL calls. I listened to some of the UCLA game broadcast this weekend on Sirius while taking Ali to the airport. I also read numerous reviews about it afterwards. Apparently, Criqui and Pinkett were ABSOLUTELY RAILING on the Pac 10 officials throughout the game! That is awesome! They were holding Abiamiri on EVERY SINGLE PLAY, and Criqui pointed it out again and again. That's what I'm talking about.

The capper is Criqui's call of the final TD to the Shark. This call is F-ing amazing! It makes me jump up and cheer every time I listen to it. And so I present to you in all its glory, the Westwood One Radio Call of that play. Just listen to the excitement. We need that in the booth!!!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Creepy People


I am sure you have all seen the reports that John Mark Carr - of Jon Benet fame - has moved in with his father in an Atlanta suburb. Not surprisingly, the neighborhood has found out and is freaking out. I don't blame them. The guy hasn't been convicted of anything so he doesn't have to register as a sex offender with any local or state agencies, but hopefully the public will never let him out of its sight and we will always know where this creepy person lives - hopefully far away from my home.

Sadly, however, there are still 16 other creepy people living within one mile of my home. 16! Within one mile! Eek. You can do your own check of registered sex offenders in your area...here's the link to mine in FL (with creepy photos, detailed description of offenses, and specific addresses). Y'all know where I live, if you want to enter my address. I won't post it here for the creepy people to find.

http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/Search.jsp

I will have to do some re-con this evening because I am worried that some of these addresses are actually in my apartment complex. Good lord. And these are only the creepy people we have already caught.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Have You Ever Seen These Two People Together??!!















Have you ever seen the famous ESPN gambling analyst "Hammering" Hank Goldberg and the newest Heffernan in the same room at the same time? Why am I asking this question?


At my office we have an NFL pick-em league where every week you pick which NFL teams will win based on confidence points. We have had this league for the last 2 years, and for the last 2 years I have won the league exactly twice out of roughly 32 games. The interesting aspect of my 2 victories is the fact that for both victories I didn't make the picks, Liz did! In fact, her picks for this most recent week of NFL games can only be described as amazing. Please see the standings:



As you can see not only did she pick every game right, she also nailed the points for the Monday Night game to take home the victory! Everyone knows a Broncos - Ravens game will be a defensive dogfight! Kudos to Liz for beating the crap out of stupid CBOT workers.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Battlestar Galactica


The fall TV season is in full swing again. I am very pleased to find the number of "reality" shows has dwindled, and there are a lot of new interesting dramas on this season. I actually can't watch too many of them, but decided to give Studio 60 a shot. So far, so good.

However, one of the best shows on television debuts its 3rd season tonight - Battlestar Galactica. I caught on about midway through the 1st season of this show and have been hooked ever since. The Friday night time slot is usually a death blow to a show, but this suits BSG just fine. Being on SciFi also helps with reairings throughout the week. I can't really put my finger on why this show is so great, but I can say this - it certainly is. Everyone that watches it loves it, from sci-fi fans to regular folks to critics.

I think the strength of the show lies in the fact that it isn't just about outer space and a war with Cylon robots. That is only the premise. BSG uses that background as a canvas with which to explore fundamental human qualities. Past episodes have dealt with religion, politics, the black market, family issues and even abortion! I don't know how the writers pull off these topics on a sci-fi show, but they continue to so. After the bombshell ending of season 2, I can't wait to see what's in store this year.

A couple tips to all those considering watching. The miniseries that started the show, as well as seasons 1 and 2 are all available on DVD - right up to tonight's episode. It's a great way to catch up, especially if you have Netflix or Blockbuster. There is also a "Story So Far" recap available online at SciFi.com that covers the highlights. For those who are already fans, make sure you check out the Webisodes available at SciFi.com. They cover the resistance movement on New Caprica since last season's finale. A great lead in to the new season.

Watch this show! It's worth the hour!