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Tuesday, December 27, 2005

RIP Right Guard Sport Clear Stick Anti-Perspirant/Deodorant (Fresh scent)


After 15+ years of mutual friendship, this weekend I applied, for the last, time Right Guard Sport Clear Stick Anti-Perspirant Deodorant (Fresh scent). We had a good run together, what with me always smelling good and feeling confident going into anything from a final exam, to a first date, to a big meeting. I really thought that Right Guard Sport Clear Stick Anti-Perspirant Deodorant (Fresh scent) would be the only deodorant in my life.

Well, the relationship started to turn sour a few years back. I would notice unsightly "caking" on the under-arms of my favorite, most worn t-shirts. Next thing I knew I felt unsure of myself going to the office or a friend's house for dinner. I realized this may not be the storybook tale I had always assumed it would be.

It all ended on Christmas Eve 2005. I went to the store to pick up supplies for artichoke dip and next thing I know, I'm putting a stick of Old Spice High Endurance Deodorant (Original scent) into the basket. And you know what? I don't feel guilty. My confidence is back and Old Spice has that great theme song.

We had a good run, Right Guard Sport Clear Stick Anti-Perspirant Deodorant (Fresh scent). I will always love you...

8 comments:

Colin and Liz said...

I guess no deodorant had much of a fighting chance when dealing with the guy who completely pitted out 2 shirts while watching a college football game on television. Good luck Old Spice, but I suspect you will meet the same fate as Right Guard.

rhett said...

Coming from one who can pit out 2 t-shirts in less than 30 minutes, I bid you a hearty, "Good luck!" in your new affiliation with Old Spice High Endurance Deodorant (Original Scent). I have dealt with this "caking" problem for years and am still unsure as to how to solve it. I have switched from "white" deodorants to the new "gels" to no avail. May you find happiness with this new deodorant, but never forget that Right Guard Sport Clear Stick Anti-Perspirant Deodorant (Fresh Scent) got you there.

ndbutter said...

I myself recently had a change of heart with respect to deodorant. May I humbly suggest Speed Stick 24/7 (Cool Fusion) with Micro Absorber Technology. This stuff literally works for like two days in a row. It costs about $7 a stick, but I can honestly say it's well worth the price.

Teddy said...

Here's my take on the whole anti-perspirant/deodorant. Anti-perspirant is a crock!!! What you really need is the good old fashioned DEODORANT. No anti-perspirant added. Now I know what you're thinking - Ted is crazy.

No. Here's how it works. You get Old Spice Deodorant Original Stick Formula. It goes on clear because there is no anti-perspirant (and no caking). Of course, it burns like hell the first few times you use it. That's the alcohol. The good thing is the alcohol kills all the sweat glands over time. Then, you don't stink (deodorant) and you don't sweat (no sweat glands).

Okay, you still have sweat glands, but it really won't cause a problem. I never sweat at work (36 hour shifts), and usually just reapply after 24 hours to stay fresh on those long shifts. It's the only deodorant I've ever used. No ruined shirts ever.

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