I think we can all agree on this one, the Heffernan Family is one too many, and the superfluous member in none other than our furry friend, Lucifer, commonly known as Lucie. In fact, to call Lucie a "friend" is probably taking it a little too far. What has Lucie brought to this family? At her worst, annoyance, pain, and noise. At her best, well one time she killed a rabbit, which was pretty cool, but I have this deep rooted suspicion that she probably didn't even kill it, she probably just found it wounded.One time Lucie bite me, I didn't like it, not one bit. Also, she has puked, pooped, and shed over the majority of the Copperglow Compound. Cats are pooping in our basement and we're cleaning it up? Did we lose a war? That's not America, that's not even Mexico.
Let's all chip in, buy Mama Heffernan a hamster and nip this thing in the bud. 2006, a Lucie-less Heffernan Family is a better Heffernan Family.
2 comments:
Isn't she Bridget's cat anyway? I remember a pledge by our sis to take care of Lucifer when she brought her home. That lasted about 2 days until she escaped from her laundry basket/prison and fell into a window well in the basement.
Leo probably would've whupped Lucie, but you need to remember 2 things:
1) Lucie is like 12 years old
2) Lucie is probably mildly retarded from chasing laser pointers in circles for half her adolescence
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