The Royal Heffernans


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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Heffernan's Rock Hard



That's right folks, look to your left, look long and hard. Right there were two 64 oz. Porterhouse Steaks served at the fine Chicago Chop House to one Ian and one Colin Heffernan. Those were 2 $70 steaks; price was no object at the time as we were on the expense account of the wonderful Dr. Fred Rodriguez. Keep in mind that these steaks each represented 4 lbs. of meat, repeat 4 lbs! I keep using the past tense because you guessed it, those babies disappeared like France at the first sign of conflict. Oh, and did I mention that we also had 3 beers each, mashed potatoes, and a slice of cheesecake to top it all off? Heffernan's rock so hard they should be outlawed in all states east of the Mississippi.

3 comments:

ian said...

God, I've been looking for that picture for ever! Thank you, Colin. Two things about that experience:
1. Look closely at the before and after expressions. Before, we were as happy as kids in a giant beef factory. After, we felt the effects of eating 4lbs of beef over the course of an hour.
2. The scariest part was that I didn't poop for like 2 days after that gourging.

Teddy said...

Damn, that was a good dinner. I took those pictures myself and emailed them out. Unfortunately, the originals are now lost secondary to the not-so-great Windows XP upgrade experiment of 2003. Man that sucked losing 5 months of pics!

Anonymous said...

Oh, and did I mention that we also had 3 beers each, mashed potatoes, and a slice of cheesecake to top it all off? Heffernan's rock so hard they should be outlawed in all states east of the Mississippi.
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