If you see this... thing, do not stop to call 911 - RUN LIKE HELL FOR YOUR LIFE!Every once in awhile, I steal an idea from another website. Although this one is on Deadspin, I didn't steal it! This is big news right here in Cincinnati, OH!
According to this local article on NKY.com, this is the official police sketch of a suspect that abducted a 75-year-old woman from the Crestview Hills Town Center (one of Mom's favorite malls) on Tuesday. She was sitting in her car in the parking lot in broad daylight with people all around. He stole her car, robbed her, tied her up and left her in the woods in Miami Township. The car was later recovered in Covington, KY.
This is big news locally, but this sketch has made it national. I mean, really? Was this drawn by a 9-year old fan of graphic vampire novels? 30 Days of Night: Queen City. I can't wait for that! This is absolutely horrifying! Maybe this 75-year-old victim has some memory issues. There is Stockholm Syndrome, in which you sympathize with and admire your abductors. Perhaps this is a Reverse Stockholm Syndrome!
It should tell you something that the Enquirer has not posted this sketch on their website. If I was the police chief, I'd crumble it up and shoot the 3-pointer into the trash with it. Then I'd make the sketch artist take out the trash for a month. Then again, when they catch this guy, I hope to God he looks as scary!
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Maybe he was wearing those fake wax teeth things you get for Halloween. Then again, they were in Kentucky - that's America's version of Britain when it comes to teeth (assuming you're lucky enough to have any).
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