Ah, Hawaii

True story...

Last time Notre Dame played at Hawaii was in 1997. My ND roommate was a football manager and got to make the trip. So the night before the game tailback Cooper Rego got busted for picking up a hooker outside a bar in Honolulu. Icing on the cake was apparently she was pregnant, and not just newly pregnant, but visibly pregnant.

Word on the street is that one of the main reasons ND ended up in the Hawaii (excuse me, Hawai'i) Bowl this year was that the players voted for that over the Motor City Bowl in Detroit. Let's just hope that this time around Aldridge, Allen, and Hughes have the smarts to steer clear of the, ahem, business women of our 50th state.