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Wednesday, March 03, 2010

An Open Letter to Bob Bradley


Dear Mr. Bradley,

I am writing to address a growing concern I have with your selection process, specifically your continued inclusion of Jonathan Bornstein in USMNT activities. Let me be blunt - Jonathan Bornstein is a terrible soccer player. TERRIBLE.

Why, just today, he has single-handedly cost you the game against an admittedly superior Netherlands team. His first foul that resulted in a penalty was archetypical of poor US judgment - a player unaware of positioning making a lazy foul that costs the US dearly. The US has gotten a reputation for these types of fouls under your watch, and Bornstein is the worst offender. He avoided awarding the Dutch a second penalty when an obvious handball in the area was missed by referees. The deflection that resulted in the Dutch's second goal, although bad luck, would not have occurred if Bornstein had not taken up such horrible positioning deep in the penalty area.

Within two minutes of removing Bornstein from the game the US scored a goal and put repeated pressure on the Dutch. Coincidence? I think not.

The greatest concern I have is that Bornstein's continued failings at the international level are so obvious to me - and everyone I know that follows the USMNT - yet you continue to not only included him in USMNT camps, you repeatedly start him in the biggest matches. How can you continue to overlook such a glaringly obvious issue?

In closing, Jonathan Bornstein is the worst player in the history of US soccer. The US would be better served by a cardboard cutout of Jeff Agoos at left back than Bornstein. If the US had only Bornstein available as a substitute and one of the starting 11 was injured and unable to continue, they would be better off playing with 10 than inserting Bornstein. Jonathan Bornstein would not merit a starting position on my over-30 coed team. He. Is. AWFUL!

Please never let Jonathan Bornstein don a US jersey again.

Sincerely,

ian

3 comments:

Kevin said...

Jesus H. Christ on the Cross, what is Bob Bradley thinking!? I watched this game, and nearly every defensive breakdown was attributable to Bornstein. John Harkes in the commentators booth was trying to be positive, and simply had to ignore referring to Bornstein in order to not yell at the guy.

Why can't the US get a top-level coach that doesn't cater to the USSF and plays our best players. Oh, and doesn't start his own son!

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