England Needs Roo
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So what happened to the 20 year old Man-God on April 29? While playing a league match against Chelsea, Rooney was tackled hard by defender Paulo Ferreira, fracturing his right 4th metatarsal along with another small bone in his foot. (Actual x-ray of a similar injury to yours truly last April) Disaster! With only 6 weeks before the World Cup, all hope was lost. To make matters worse, this was the second time Roo had suffered such a setback near a major tourney (Euro 2004). Surely, England need not even show up to Germany.
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Roo Boards Private Jet in Germany
Roo Arrives in England for Scan
Roo Escorted to Private Hospital for Scan
Roo Leaves Hospital and Heads to Airport
Roo Arrives Back in Germany
Roo Cleared to Play for England
Whoopee F%$#ing Doo! I hope England goes down in flames in the opening round, and Rooney scores 10 goals despite the humiliating defeats. I can already see the headline:
Roo Scores 10 But Fails as Midfielder, Defender and Keeper
1 comment:
BRIDGET AND BRYAN ARE GOING TO GERMANY TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!
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