The Royal Heffernans

WARNING! Mentioning this woman's name near women can prove hazardous to your health If you are a Heffernan man you are never at a loss f...

I was using the facilities at work today when two gentlemen entered. One headed into a stall while the other moved to a urinal. They were co...

So I finally broke down and bought a US Soccer Men's National Team jersey. This comes hot on the heels of the team falling to Morocco 1-...

I've said it before and I'll say it again - the dumbening of America is well underway. At first I believed this was isolated to the ...

This past weekend in DC was gorgeous - sunny, 75-degrees, and not a cloud in the sky. I spent both Saturday and Sunday morning and early af...

Last evening President Bush made a television appearance to outline his 5-pronged solution to immigration issues that would also result in t...

Nintendo unveiled their next-generation gaming console this week at the annual E3 electronics and game convention. They chose a rather uncon...

I would like to take a moment to say "Thank You" to the newly released Google Trends for allowing me to give a big "Suck It!...

Ian's tribute to my birthday made me realize a couple things. First, all my brothers' stories date back to before high school. There...

Yesterday, May 7, our eldest brother turned 31. Some say that life is over once you hit 30. I say nay, life isn't over until you hit 31....