Monday, September 27, 2010

An Entertaining Gallery

Today I stumbled across what must be the most awesome unintentionally hilarious photo gallery of all time. The gallery is courtesy of si.com, and is titled "NASCAR Fans at Dover". Enjoy some of the choicest cuts, with my commentary, after the fold...




That's actually a drop spreader, not a wagon.
"The only thing better than my awesome M&M's t-shirt are these badass jean shorts. Also, does this many fingers match the number on my hat?"
These earmuffs are actually pumping in more noise from the race track.
That doesn't make any sense. You have two contradictory superlatives in that sentence. They need a to offer a grammar tent at NASCAR races.
YES!!!111!!1
Old Spice is trialing a new NASCAR scent that smells like a combination of gasoline fumes, Bud Light w/ Lime, and raccoon feces.
You motherf***er. I trademarked Beer Man and the Beer Man outfit in 1997.
"Anyone seen my sleeves?"
Jesus, Brett Favre looks terrible!
The entire NASCAR experience, encapsulated in a single photograph.

Two final comments...

  1. NASCAR fans love jean shorts.
  2. NASCAR fans hate sleeves.

5 comments:

  1. rhett3:54 PM

    Do NASCAR fans pick their driver allegiance to match their I.Q.?

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  2. ian8:36 PM

    That would explain Mark Martin's (#5) overwhelming popularity.

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  3. steph9:24 PM

    I am very afraid for America

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  4. rhett10:31 AM

    Steph, I had originally written almost the exact same thing. No wonder the world hates Americans.

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  5. Colin and Liz8:20 PM

    are there any nascar events in the greater DC metro area? these pictures opened my eyes to the awesomeness of nascar.

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